Bernie Hayes
That's not fair. I really wanted to hear the rest of that speech.
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That's your solution? I gotta die in here with you, AND sober!?
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Bernie Hayes
If this wasn't contributing to world destruction, this would be a great DJ booth.
Bernie Hayes
[an Apex employee is about to eat an apple]
No, don't eat that! It's incredibly unhealthy. It's just all the GMOs. Growing a second head could be useful. You have to let me know. Because me, myself? I can barely handle the one I got.
Bernie Hayes
Welcome back, loyal listeners, to Titan Truth Podcast, episode 246. Oh, my God, I was there. Godzilla's Apex attack. I saw it go down! You think it's a coincidence that he reappears and just so happens to destroy that specific facility? Ha-ha, no, no, no, no. No such thing as coincidence.
Bernie Hayes
Hello, loyal listeners. Welcome to TTP, Titan Truth Podcast. Episode number 245. Today is the day. Maybe the last podcast I ever record. And look, I know I said that last week and maybe the week before and a few other times. But, look, this is the point. After five years of deep cover at Apex Cybernetics, I'm finally taking my shot. Something bad is going on here. I don't know what it is, but I'm about to walk in and download hard evidence and expose a vast corporate conspiracy. Yeah, you can call me a whistleblower, but I ain't just whistling. I mean, this is more than a leak. It's a flood. And believe me, this flood is gonna wash away all of Apex's lies. You can believe that.
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Alright…so what do you got?
Madison Russell
I believe Godzilla's most recent attacks haven't just been random. I think he targeted that Apex facility for a reason.
Bernie Hayes
I'm of the same opinion.
Madison Russell
But why? What is Apex up to that’s provoking him?
Bernie Hayes
You know, for five years, I embedded myself inside this company, trying to find out what their game was. Then, last week...I saw this. A manifest of huge cargo being sent from here to Apex headquarters in Hong Kong, which makes no sense because we're not equipped for heavy shipping.
Josh Valentine
Then what?
Bernie Hayes
And then, BOOM, Godzilla shows up.
