The killer nearly struck my Achilles' Heel. But thank high heaven, at the last moment, I realized what had teased my entire brain through this entire case: ..."imbreathiate". ...It's not a word.
What?
Can we just take a second and fully imbreathiate this moment?
It's not a real word. It kinda sounds like one, but it's just entirely made up. Now "reclamation", now, well, that... that is a word, but it's the wrong word.
This place is the full reclamation of everything I've achieved up to now.
This entire day...
The predefinite detective.
...a veritable minefield of malapropisms...
The infraction point.
... and factual errors.
Bask in the sun, swim in the Ionian Sea.
THAT is the Aegean Sea.
Oh, yeah, it is. It is.
His dock doesn't float. His wonder fuel... is a disaster. His grasp of disruption theory is remedial at best. He didn't design the puzzle boxes. He didn't write the mystery. Et voila! It all adds up! The key to this entire case, and it was staring me right in the face. Like everyone in the world, I assumed Miles Bron was a complicated genius, but why? Look into the clear center of this Glass Onion: Miles Bron is an idiot!
Oh, please, just tell us who tried to kill me.
Nobody tried to kill you, you vainglorious buffoon!

