A character in Girl, Interrupted (1999)

Nurse Margie quotes from Girl, Interrupted (1999)

Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Girl, Interrupted (1999): in 3 of its 32 quotes
Most scenes with: Lisa Rowe (3)

Scenes with Nurse Margie

3 scenes
Nurse Margie

You're looking better, Lisa.

Why, thanks Margie. So how's the engagement going?

Nurse Margie

You know.

No, I don't know. I've been away.

Nurse Margie

Joe wants me to... you know, before the wedding.

**** his brains out - use a rubber.

So, have you had your first Melvin yet?

Who's that?

Bald guy with a little pecker and a fat wife. You're ther-rapist, sweet pea. Unless, uh... unless they're giving you shocks. Or, God forbid, letting you out. Then you get to see the great, wonderful Dr. ****.

Nurse Margie

She means Dr. Wick.

Oh, I've been in his office, but I haven't met him yet.

M.G.

He's a she. Dr. Wick's a girl.

That's right, M.G., Wick's a chick.

M.G.

Wick's a chick.

Hence the nickname.

[Nurse Margie is doing her checks. Lisa decides to distract her so Susanna can have time with her boyfriend. She wheels in front of Nurse Margie]

Hey Margie!

Nurse Margie

Hey, Lisa!

Watcha doin'?

Nurse Margie

Checks?

How's Joe?

Nurse Margie

He's fine.

[she tries to move around Lisa, but Lisa moves in front of her again]

Yeah...

Nurse Margie

Lisa, I have to do my checks!

Yeah, and what? Taking five minutes for me would be a dereliction of duty?

[Nurse Margie tries to move again, Lisa moves in front of her]

Huh? What if I had a punctured artery? What would you do? Would you just keep going about your rounds, ignoring my wounds?

Nurse Margie

Lisa, stop it!

Stop what? You **** piece-

[She grabs the pen from the clipboard and holds it to her neck, clicking the pen open]

Look at this! Go ahead!

Nurse Margie

That's enough!

Take one ****in' step and I'll jam this in my aorta! GO AHEAD!

Nurse Margie
[she holds pen closer to her neck]

Stop it!

[Nurse Valerie comes over, a smirk on her face]

Lisa...your aorta is in your chest.

[Lisa clicks the pen shut and gives it back to Nurse Margie]

Good to know! I'll make a note of that...

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