Jordan
I think you've resented me from the start, sir.
C.O. Salem
What I resent, Lieutenant, is some politician using my base as a test tube for her grand social experiment. What I resent, is the sensitivity training that is now mandatory for all of my men. The ob-gyn I now have to keep on staff just to keep track of your personal pap smears. But most of all what I resent, is your perfume, however subtle, interfering with the scent of my fine three-dollar-and-seventy-nine-cent cigar, which I will put out this instant if the phallic nature of it happens to offend your GODDAMN FRAGILE SENSIBILITIES! Does it?
Jordan
No, sir.
C.O. Salem
"No, sir" WHAT?
Jordan
The shape doesn't bother me. Just the goddamn sweet stench.
