Hey, Coleslaw.

Hey, Dad.

Thanks for closing up the stand for me last night.

Not a problem.

Edna gave me a hand. She was high.

Look who's finally home. [Hugs him deeply]

God, take it easy, Mom.

He just got back from having sex with a stranger, not fighting the Germans.

Okay, now, come on. Spill the beans.

Well... [sighs] her name is Sadie, and she is... She's incredible. I mean, I know this sounds a little crazy, but... [chuckles] I think she might be the one.

Oh, really? Well, that's fast. Well, I can't wait to meet her.

Did you tell her you wrestled in high school?

No.

What is this? You took a selfie in bed while she was asleep? Dude, that's weird. That's what serial killers do before they kill their victims and harvest their eyelids.

I was happy. I wanted to preserve the moment. [Stammers]

He is doing it again!

Doing what?

It's just... Cole, you can get a bit...

Smothering, needy, pathetic, desperate, delusional.

What?

Yeah, stuff like this. The stupid gifts, the constant texting. I mean, that's why things never worked out with Fiona.

Fiona was a bitch. You're a hopeless romantic, just like your mom.

Tell her you wrestled in high school.

Look, I'm not needy, and I'm not smothering. And for your information, I've sent Sadie one text today. One. Three. And some light emoji stuff, but that doesn't count.

Emoji stuff counts. He is gonna blow it. Mark my words. [She walks away]

I'm not gonna bl- [sighs]