Turned me on, indeed. Let's see, I was 23, something like that, a couple of years out of Cambridge. And I remember it was a Sunday afternoon, it was raining. I was still in bed. And someone starts knocking at the door. And, you know, I'd been out the night before and had a few drinks and what have you. So, I get the pillow and I put it over my head, and it starts up again. Knock, knock, knock, knock! And I get up, I'm swearing, I go to the door and there's this girl. She's soaking wet, but she just launches into this speech about the local elections. And that's it. I'm in love.
Spare me the bleeding-heart bullshit! Do you know what I'd do if I was in power again? I'd have two queues at airports: one for flights where we'd done no background checks, infringed on no one's civil bloody liberties, used no intelligence gained by torture. And on the other flight we'd do everything we possibly could to make it perfectly safe. And then we'd see which plane the Rycarts of this world would put their bloody kids on! And you can put that in the book!
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2 quotesYou cheeky ****!
Scenes with Adam Lang
4 scenesWho are you?
I'm your ghost.
Right...
Don't worry, he isn't always such a jerk.
All right. He's ready for you. [Walking upstairs leading The Ghost] How's your hotel? Quiet?
Monastic.
That's nice. No distractions.
Thanks, love. [To The Ghost] Hi, man. You ready to start?
Absolutely. [Amelia produces box on desk, opens it to reveal manuscript and holds up USB stick] Is the manuscript loaded on this?
It is.
Can I have it?
I'm sorry, that would be a security risk.
You mean I've got to retype the whole manuscript?
Have you really got my entire book on that little thing?
We can get 100 books on it, Adam. And it can be copied in a flash. That's the trouble.
Amazing. You know the worst thing about my life? You get so out of touch. Everything's done for you. You don't drive, you don't carry money. If I need cash, I have to borrow it from the protection boys. This is the kind of details we need in the memoirs. I couldn't put that in. People would think I was a complete idiot.
No, not at all. No, this shows what it's like being Prime Minister. That's exactly what the readers want to know. How does it feel to run a country? How does it feel to be so cut off? How does it feel to be so hated?
Thanks a lot.
And so loved.
Amelia, what do you think?
I think I should leave you two alone.
So, how do we go about this?
I interview you. I turn your answers into prose. Here and there, I'll add linking passages, imitating your voice.
Okay. You heard about Mike?
Yes. I'm sorry.
We should put in something nice about him. I think his mother would like that.
Of course.
Well, um, the first thing that struck me was, you became such a successful politician precisely because you didn't appear to be a politician. It's certainly not something I wanted to do when I was younger. I thought most student politicians were complete nerds.
Well, I'm with you there. So, what turned you on to politics?
Turned me on, indeed. Let's see, I was 23, something like that, a couple of years out of Cambridge. And I remember it was a Sunday afternoon, it was raining. I was still in bed. And someone starts knocking at the door. And, you know, I'd been out the night before and had a few drinks and what have you. So, I get the pillow and I put it over my head, and it starts up again. Knock, knock, knock, knock! And I get up, I'm swearing, I go to the door and there's this girl. She's soaking wet, but she just launches into this speech about the local elections. And that's it. I'm in love.
And this is Ruth?
This is Ruth. And the only way I can see her again is to join the party and hand out leaflets.
This is great.
You want to use this?
Use it? I think we should open the whole book like this. "I went into politics out of love, not love for a party or an ideology, but out of love for a woman."
Who is it?
Mr. Rycart sent me.
Hold on.
Just gonna do a quick check, if you don't mind. Get your stuff together. We're leaving.
Hey! That's private!
He's clean.
Thanks, Frank. Sorry about that. Please, get in.
You thought it was a trap?
It crossed my mind. You do work for Lang.
Yeah, for three days. I hardly know the guy.
Who does? I worked for him for 15 years, till he fired me, and I still can't fathom him.
Yeah, his wife said more or less the same.
There you go. If someone as sharp as Ruth can't get him, what hope do we have? Tough day?
Yeah, you could say that.
You have the book?
Yeah.
He's got it.
...
Before we go any further, I wonder if I might take a look at that book.
No. Before we go any further, there's a few things I'd like to know first. Such as, why did Mike McAra have your number?
Okay. Sure. He was helping me.
McAra? How?
Mike found the documents linking Lang to the torture flights.
What? It was McAra who gave you the documents?
Yeah, Mike McAra. The loyalest of the loyal.
But why?
He didn't like discovering he was working for a war criminal. Would you? Oh, I forgot. You are. The book?
Well, don't tell me you're gonna read it now.
Not all of it. Just the beginning. There's something very important about it.
Yeah. It's the cure for insomnia.
...
Mike said he'd discovered something new. It's the last time he called me. He said it explained everything that had gone wrong when we were in government.
What was it?
He wouldn't say over the phone. He just kept saying if anything happened to him, the truth was in Lang's memoirs. "It's all there in the beginning."
The beginning? Then he means Cambridge. [Rummages for photo and displays it]
What the hell's this?
That is Lang, and that is Paul Emmett.
Emmett? The Arcadia guy. So what?
On the day that Mike McAra died, he drove up to see Emmett, and I think he was murdered on his way home.
What?
I went to see Emmett today, and two guys followed me from his house. That's why I called you. At the time that this photograph was taken, Paul Emmett was an officer in the CIA.
Emmett?
Foreign Resources Division.
Oh, my God. You realize how important this is, don't you? This explains why Lang went into politics. Everyone knows he didn't have a political thought in his pretty little head. This is why he rose so quickly, with a little help from his friends.
Well, do you think it's possible...
Okay, a quiz for you. Name one decision Lang made in 10 years as Prime Minister which wasn't in the interests of the USA. Well, come on, it's not a trick question. Iraq, Middle East policy, Star Wars defense, buying American nuclear missiles, support of terrorist rendition. The sacking of any minister Washington didn't like, including yours truly. McAra was right. This explains everything.
It's Amelia Bly.
Answer it.
Hello, Amelia.
Good evening. I have Adam for you.
Lang.
We're coming to get you.
What?
Ruth tells me you're stuck at the ferry terminal. We've just taken off from New York. Pilot says we can stop by and pick you up.
Really? There's no need.
We've got a book to write, remember?
Hold on a sec, Adam. He said he wants to pick me up in his private jet.
Say yes.
What if it's a trap?
If you refuse, he'll get suspicious. Tell him yes.
That'd be great, Adam. Yeah, thanks.
I'll get to the airport. See you there.
...
He sounds worried. I really don't think this is a good idea.
You have no choice.
Emmett must have told Lang that I'd been to see him.
So, what's he gonna do about it? Dump you in the ocean?
Well, it happened before!
Which means it can't happen again. He can't drown two ghostwriters, for God's sake. You're not kittens.
All this is just theory. We don't have any proof.
You'll get us the proof.
Me?
You're his ghostwriter. Presumably, he lets you tape him.
I use discs, actually. Discs, tapes.
You've got to confront him with this. Record his reaction. Even if he denies it, it's something.
I'm in a tricky position here. I signed a confidentiality agreement.
It's a bit late for that. It means the discs are his property. The court can subpoena them.
And what if I don't record any discs?
Then you'll be subpoenaed and forced to repeat this whole story.
Then I'll deny it.
Then I'll give them this. Frank is recording every word. Aren't you, Frank? Oh! Come on! Don't look so shocked. What did you expect? That I'd come into a meeting with a man working for Lang without taking any precautions? Except you're not working for Lang anymore. You're working for the good guys.
You know all this is pointless, don't you? In the end, he'll just retire over here with his CIA pension, and he'll tell you and the bloody war crimes court to go and **** yourselves.
...
Good evening, sir. Hatherton welcomes you aboard.
Thank you. It's my first time in a private jet.
Well, let's hope it's not your last.
Hi, man. Take your seat.
Thanks.
Hey, bring my ghost a Calvados.
Yes, sir.
Do you mind?
Leave it off for now. Ruth said you were in New York to see Maddox.
That's right.
How was he?
He was fine. Full of energy?
You know John.
Yes, I do know John. As a matter of fact, I was just with him.
You never saw him today, did you?
No.
Do you have something to tell me?
I went to see Emmett.
That windbag! Why?
I know about you and Emmett.
Me and Emmett?
I know that he was your...
My?
...handler, if that's what they're called.
My handler?
Yeah, that he was your handler in the CIA.
Oh, my God. You're serious, aren't you?
When McAra found this, he went to Boston to show it to Emmett, and he died on the way home, and I think he was murdered.
I think you've had a few too many of those already.
It was McAra who believed that Emmett told you to go into politics in the first place.
Emmett? I barely knew the man.
And that story of yours about why you joined the party and Ruth and the canvassing, well, the dates don't fit.
I got the dates wrong. Big deal!
Then when he found this photograph, and he heard the rumors about Emmett being in the CIA...
Rumors?
It's on the Internet.
I've never heard such utter balls in my entire life. Mike would never have believed such crap. He was too clever. Too loyal. Mike betrayed you to Rycart. How do you know that?
He told me.
Rycart? He's lying.
This phone number on the back of the photograph, it's Rycart's. The handwriting, that's McAra's.
Mike. Mike, Mike.
And you knew he was disillusioned. You had a big row with him just before he died.
Yes, I know, but he never mentioned this. This is just... This is grotesque. I've never taken orders from anyone. Whatever I did, I did because I believed it was right.
What, even supporting illegal kidnapping for torture?
Oh, for God's sake, spare me the bleeding-heart bullshit! Do you know what I'd do if I was in power again? I'd have two queues at airports. One for flights where we'd done no background checks, infringed on no one's civil bloody liberties, used no intelligence gained by torture. And on the other flight, we'd do everything we possibly could to make it perfectly safe. And then we'd see which plane the Rycarts of this world would put their bloody kids on! And you can put that in the book! [Assistant staff stare at them]
Go home! Here comes the killer! Prosecute for torture!
Over here, Mr. Lang! Mr. Lang, will you live in America?! Mr. Lang, will you take American citizenship?
When we get back to the house, we need to have a meeting- [Adam is assassinated]
Oh, my God! Murderer! Firing from the roof! [Assassin is executed] Let me go to him! No! No! Move, move, move!
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