Siegfried: Who are you?
Max: My name is Nudnis Shpilkes. Who are you?
Siegfried: I am Siegfried.
Max: Did you say SIEGFRIEEEED?
Siegfried: Yes.
Max: I understand that you're the man to see if someone is interested in acquiring items of a nuclear nature.
Siegfried: How do I know you're not CONTROL?
Max: If I were CONTROL, you'd already be dead.
Siegfried: If you were CONTROL, you'd already be dead.
Max: Well, neither of us is dead, so I'm obviously not from CONTROL.
Shtarker: ...That actually makes sense.
Max: My name is Nudnis Shpilkes. Who are you?
Siegfried: I am Siegfried.
Max: Did you say SIEGFRIEEEED?
Siegfried: Yes.
Max: I understand that you're the man to see if someone is interested in acquiring items of a nuclear nature.
Siegfried: How do I know you're not CONTROL?
Max: If I were CONTROL, you'd already be dead.
Siegfried: If you were CONTROL, you'd already be dead.
Max: Well, neither of us is dead, so I'm obviously not from CONTROL.
Shtarker: ...That actually makes sense.
Siegfried : Who are you?
Max : My name is Nudnis Shpilkes. Who are you?
Siegfried : I am Siegfried.
Max : Did you say SIEGFRIEEEED?
Siegfried : Yes.
Max : I understand that you're the man to see if someone is interested in acquiring items of a nuclear nature.
Siegfried : How do I know you're not CONTROL?
Max : If I were CONTROL, you'd already be dead.
Siegfried : If you were CONTROL, you'd already be dead.
Max : Well, neither of us is dead, so I'm obviously not from CONTROL.
Shtarker : ...That actually makes sense.
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