“That’s right! I’m back, baby! I was just talking about you...” – Garfield, The Garfield Movie ... Movie Quotes Database

[Soon, Garfield and Odie are back home!]
Garfield: That’s right! I’m back, baby! [rushes over to his favorite chair] I was just talking about you, wasn’t I? [presses the button to put it in recliner mode] Oh, I’ve missed you, too. [turns on the TV to watch Catflix, then rushes over to Pooky and his bed] Pooky! I have a lot to tell you. You’re never gonna believe it. Crazy stuff happened. I slept outside twice! I know. Oh, and I made you this commemorative pin. [gets out a pin and puts it on Pooky]
Jon: [offscreen] Dinner time!
Garfield: Talk later! [kisses Pooky and runs off]
[Garfield gets on the stair railing, slides down, jumps off, and floats down with an umbrella. He dances over to the dinner table, where Jon serves up lasagna for dinner. Garfield takes in the smell and Jon grates cheese on top of the food.]
Jon: Say when?
Garfield: Never, Jon! Bury me in cheese!
Jon: I have two more in the freezer. Let me know when you want them. [timer dings] I’m gonna go check on dessert. [runs off to check on dessert]
Garfield: Oh, I apologize in advance. [gets out a fork and a knife] The eating you are about to see will not be pretty. And if you have young children, this would be a good time for them to leave the room.
Odie: Mm-hmm!
[Garfield prepares to dig in until he notices a giant oak tree across the house.]
Olivia: [voiceover] He’d just sit across the street from his kid’s house in a giant oak tree.
Garfield: [He gets up from his seat and walks away. His stomach growls and tries to steer him back to the table.] I know, I know. We’re coming back. [his stomach growls.] I just need to check something out first. [He leaves the house and walks to the oak tree, causing a bit of traffic along the way.]
Snickers: [voiceover] He put a notch in the bark. Every time he was there.
Garfield: [He climbs up the tree and looks around for a notch.] He left a notch. [sighs] Yeah, right. [He looks up to see one notch followed by tons of notches scratched everywhere on the tree.] He was here. He saw me grow up.
[Odie barks from below and Garfield uses his claws to slide down the tree.]
Garfield: Oh. Ow. Wow. That really stings. I don’t know why I didn’t think it would. Give me a second. [gets off the tree and hugs Odie] Vic loves us! Me first, of course, but then you too, but me a lot. At first. [Odie scoffs.] Wait, wait, wait, wait, but if he loves me, us, why would he let me, us, get captured at the dairy? Unless...[gasps] he wanted us to get captured! [As he walks down the street, he causes more traffic.]
Driver: Hey, watch it!
Garfield: Yes! He knew that Jinx wasn’t going to let him off the hook, but if we got caught, we get sent to the pound, and Jon would come and get us! [Odie gets him off the road.] Don’t you see, Odie? He was trying to save us!
Driver: [offscreen] Losers!
Garfield: We have to go save my dad.
[Back in the kitchen, Jon wheels in a big candy volcano.]
Jon: And here’s your favorite dessert, Mount Candy-toa! [notices they’re gone] Uh, guys? [He sees the two pets leaving and the volcano erupts, covering the entire kitchen and himself in candy.] Oh, come on!

[Soon, Garfield and Odie are back home!] Garfield : That’s right! I’m back, baby! [rushes over to his favorite chair] I was just talking about you, wasn’t I? [presses the button to put it in recliner mode] Oh, I’ve missed you, too. [turns on the TV to watch Catflix, then rushes over to Pooky and his bed] Pooky! I have a lot to tell you. You’re never gonna believe it. Crazy stuff happened. I slept outside twice! I know. Oh, and I made you this commemorative pin. [gets out a pin and puts it on Pooky] Jon : [offscreen] Dinner time! Garfield : Talk later! [kisses Pooky and runs off] [Garfield gets on the stair railing, slides down, jumps off, and floats down with an umbrella. He dances over to the dinner table, where Jon serves up lasagna for dinner. Garfield takes in the smell and Jon grates cheese on top of the food.] Jon : Say when? Garfield : Never, Jon! Bury me in cheese! Jon : I have two more in the freezer. Let me know when you want them. [timer dings] I’m gonna go check on dessert. [runs off to check on dessert] Garfield : Oh, I apologize in advance. [gets out a fork and a knife] The eating you are about to see will not be pretty. And if you have young children, this would be a good time for them to leave the room. Odie : Mm-hmm! [Garfield prepares to dig in until he notices a giant oak tree across the house.] Olivia : [voiceover] He’d just sit across the street from his kid’s house in a giant oak tree. Garfield : [He gets up from his seat and walks away. His stomach growls and tries to steer him back to the table.] I know, I know. We’re coming back. [his stomach growls.] I just need to check something out first. [He leaves the house and walks to the oak tree, causing a bit of traffic along the way.] Snickers : [voiceover] He put a notch in the bark. Every time he was there. Garfield : [He climbs up the tree and looks around for a notch.] He left a notch. [sighs] Yeah, right. [He looks up to see one notch followed by tons of notches scratched everywhere on the tree.] He was here. He saw me grow up. [Odie barks from below and Garfield uses his claws to slide down the tree.] Garfield : Oh. Ow. Wow. That really stings. I don’t know why I didn’t think it would. Give me a second. [gets off the tree and hugs Odie] Vic loves us! Me first, of course, but then you too, but me a lot. At first. [Odie scoffs.] Wait, wait, wait, wait, but if he loves me, us, why would he let me, us, get captured at the dairy? Unless... [gasps] he wanted us to get captured! [As he walks down the street, he causes more traffic.] Driver : Hey, watch it! Garfield : Yes! He knew that Jinx wasn’t going to let him off the hook, but if we got caught, we get sent to the pound, and Jon would come and get us! [Odie gets him off the road.] Don’t you see, Odie? He was trying to save us! Driver : [offscreen] Losers! Garfield : We have to go save my dad. [Back in the kitchen, Jon wheels in a big candy volcano.] Jon : And here’s your favorite dessert, Mount Candy-toa! [notices they’re gone] Uh, guys? [He sees the two pets leaving and the volcano erupts, covering the entire kitchen and himself in candy.] Oh, come on!