[On the next day, Garfield walks up to Jon, who is sleeping in bed.]
Wakie, wakie, eggs and bakey! [lies down on Jon’s face] Good morning! [In the kitchen, Jon puts some vegetables in a blender. As Odie barks for Jon to pet him each time, Garfield secretly puts in some bacon, a T-bone steak, three pizza slices, two pies, and a piece of cake in the blender. Jon closes the lid, and starts blending. Garfield walks on the ceiling, and opens his mouth. The blender shakes and smoothie bursts out, shocking Jon and Odie. Garfield lands down on the counter, having eaten the smoothie. Cut to Jon reading Romeo and Juliet until Odie pushes in Garfield with a fancy chair.]
Jon
What? Where’d you get that chair?
RCRom-Com Woman
[Garfield presses a red button on the arm and the chair becomes a recliner with stereo systems. Odie brings in a tray of food and a TV. The TV set shows Catflix, a streaming service that shows cat videos. One shows a cat playing the piano. Jon is in confusion while Garfield eats some popcorn. Suddenly, the channel switches to a romantic comedy film.] [on TV]
I think I was meant to be here tonight because I was meant to meet you.
RCRom-Com Man
[on TV]
I think we were meant to be.
RCRom-Com Woman
[on TV]
That’s what I meant to say.
RCRom-Com Man
[on TV]
You had me at the word “meant.” [they both kiss]
FBFitness Bike Instructor
[Garfield sees that Odie has the remote. Jon and Odie cry some tears of joy at the scene while Garfield is not amused. Cut to Jon riding a fitness bike.] [on phone]
We're going to ride like the wind! Faster! Harder! More exciting!
Garfield
[Jon pedals faster and faster until he slumps over, exhausted. Garfield comes in and puts a slice of pepperoni pizza in Jon’s mouth.]
Odie! Yeah, can you put this back to normal? [to Jon] There you go. Just let the pepperoni’s healing powers work its magic.
Garfield
[Odie hangs some shirts on the fitness bike. Then, Jon is asleep by his drawing board. Garfield points at this then rolls Jon over to bed. He positions him right, puts a blanket over him, adds an eye mask and Sony headphones, and gives him Pooky. As Garfield leaves, he sees Odie having watched him rest his owner.]
You saw nothing. [jumps off the bed as Odie sleeps with Jon, he turns off the light]
Garfield
Jon
