Oh, guys, don't stay in here all day. I had to take the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector. It was beeping all night.

You know, our bodies are capable of doing some very funny things when they're consumed by stress and anxiety. I found my ex-best friend's cufflinks in my wife's purse. I couldn't get an erection for a year and a half...for example.

By the way, it says "Balls" on your face.

[to Mark]

Asshole.

My mom did it.

Dude, maybe you should stay over by the steps. I don't know CPR.

You look like a wet beaver.

Who just saw some titties?

[Mark, Largeman and Sam raise their hands tentatively]

Ok. Now everybody calm the **** down!