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Galaxy Quest

Galaxy Quest quotes

25 total quotes

Alexander Dane
Gwen DeMarco

View Quote [The actors are flying a shuttle to an alien planet]
Guy Fleegman: [whimpering] I changed my mind, I wanna go back.
Alexander Dane: After all the fuss you made about getting left behind?
Guy Fleegman: Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship and something is up there and it kills me. But now I'm thinking I'm the guy that gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet.
Jason Nesmith: You're not going to die on the planet, Guy.
Guy Fleegman: I'm not? Then what's my last name?
Jason Nesmith: It's, uh, uh-- I don't know.
Guy Fleegman: Nobody knows. You know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in.
Gwen DeMarco: Guy, you have a last name.
Guy Fleegman: DO I??!! DO I??!! FOR ALL YOU KNOW, I'M "CREWMAN #6"! [puts his head on Gwen's shoulder and cries] Mommy! Mommy!
Alexander Dane: [wearily] Are we there yet?
View Quote [The actors were watching the miners]
Alexander Dane: Could they be the miners?
Fred Kwan: Sure, they're like, three years old.
[The actors face Fred Kwan]
Alexander Dane: Miners. Not minors.
Fred Kwan: You lost me.
View Quote [The shuttle has landed and Fred is opening the hatch]
Guy Fleegman: Hey! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air?! You don't know!
Fred Kwan: [calmly sniffs the air and takes a few quick breaths] Seems okay.
View Quote [Tommy is trying to steer the ship through a minefield]
Alexander Dane: Could you possibly try not to hit every single one?!
Tommy Webber: Sorry, man, they're drifting towards us! I think they're magnetic!
View Quote [after going through the chompers] Whoever wrote this episode should die!
View Quote [completely deadpan] By Grabthar's Hammer... what a savings.
View Quote [on the ship's klaxon sounding] I remember that sound! That's a bad sound!
View Quote [to Jason, after fighting Gorinac] I see you managed to get your shirt off.
View Quote By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged.
View Quote Look, I have one job on this lousy ship. It's stupid, but I'm going to do it, okay?