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George So, Ira Wright? That's not your real name. You're hiding some Judaism.
Ira I don't think I can hide that. My face is circumcised.
Mark When my grandfather died, there was one candle next to his bed. And the candle started flickering. We all thought it was him going to Heaven, you know?
Leo You don't pass through fire to get to Heaven. I think he went to Hell.
Mark Don't put me in this position where I have to **** my way out of a corner!
Leo He'll do it too. I've seen him.
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