A scene from Frozen 2013
Oaken

[After Anna arrives at Wandering Oaken's Trading Post and Sauna.]

Hoo-hoo. [she turns to see him sat behind a counter] Big summer blowout. Half off swimming suits, clogs, and a sun balm of my own invention, yah?

Anna

Oh, great. For now, uh...how about boots? Winter boots and dresses?

Oaken

[points to the area which is empty except for one outfit, a pair of boots, a rope and axe]

That would be in our winter department.

Anna

[picks up the outfit, boots and takes it to the counter]

Oh. Um...I was just wondering, has another young woman, the Queen perhaps, I don't know, passed through here?

Oaken

Only one crazy enough to be out in this storm is you, dear. [Kristoff suddenly enters, all covered in snow] You and this fellow! Yoo-hoo! Big summer blowout!

Kristoff

[walks to Anna and leans closer to her]

Carrots.

Anna

Huh?

Kristoff

Behind you.

Anna

Oh, right. Excuse me. [steps out of his way, Kristoff picks up the carrots and tosses them on the counter]

Oaken

Woh, a real howler in July, yes? [Kristoff goes and picks up the rope and axe from the sparse winter department] Where ever could it be coming from?

Kristoff

The North Mountain.

Anna

[quietly]

North Mountain.

Oaken

[as Kristoff places the axe and rope on the counter next to the carrots]

That'll be fourty

Kristoff

Fourty? No, ten.

Oaken

Oh dear, that's no good. [referring to the rope and axe] See this is from our winter stock, where supply and demand have a big problem.

Kristoff

[looks out the window where his sled is stocked up with blocks of ice]

You wanna talk about a supply and demand problem? I sell ice for a living.

Anna

Ooh, that's a rough business to be in right now. I mean, that is really... [Kristoff gives her a cold look] Ahem...that's unfortunate.

Oaken

Still fourty. But I will throw in a visit to Oaken's sauna. [waving] Yoo-hoo! Hi, family.

Family

[A man a woman and the three kids towels]

Yoo-hoo!

Kristoff

Ten's all I got. Help me out.

Oaken

Okay. [puts the carrots forward on the counter] Ten will get you this and no more.

Anna

Okay, just tell me one thing. What was happening on the North Mountain? Did it seem magical?

Kristoff

[pulls down the scarf on his face]

Yes. Now back up, while I deal with this crook here.

Oaken

[Oaken stands revealing his tall stature, Kristoff gulps]

What did you call me?

Kristoff

[gets carried by Oaken, as he walks outside]

Okay, okay, I'm out. Ow! [gets thrown out and lands in the snow] Whoa!

Oaken

Bye-bye! [heads back inside]

Kristoff

[Kristoff gets up, as Sven comes up to him]

No, Sven. I didn't get your carrots. [Sven huffs in disappoinment] But I did find us a place to sleep. And it's free.

Oaken

[to Anna]

I'm sorry about this violence. I will add a quart of lutefisk, so we'll have good feelings. Just the outfit and boots, yah?

Anna

Uh...

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