Al (Pig Cop #1) Now, you have the deeper voice so on three, you yell "Open the **** door". Now, say the word "****" because you got—that makes you sound tough. Ralph (Pig Cop #2) They all got long hair. They all got long clothes. Must be a hippie church! Newscaster We interrupt the Israel-Arab war for this special announcement! The President, after conferring with Israel Prime Minister Golda Meir, has agreed to send more arms to Israel - based on the return of New York city and Los Angeles to the United States.