Andy
Dammit, Shelly, why do you always have to be such an airhead?
Shelly
I beg your pardon. I'm not an airhead. I'm an actor.
Andy
Same thing.
Played by Larry Zerner 
Friday the 13th Part III (1982) · 14 quotes
Friday the 13th Part III (1982) · 14 quotes
Is that all you're going to do this weekend? Smoke?
Scenes with Shelly Finkelstein
5 scenes Shelly
Vera
Look, I'm going to go outside for a few minutes and then when I get back in, we'll talk.
Shelly
Yeah, sure. We'll talk.
Andy
Look, Shelly, you're my roommate, and I like you... most of the time. But you gotta quit doing those things. Now I got you a date, didn't I? Didn't I?
Shelly
Yeah.
Andy
So don't embarrass me. Just relax. Be yourself.
Shelly
Would you be yourself, if you looked like this?
Chris
Shelly, why aren't you at the lake with everybody else?
Shelly
Oh, they said they were going swimming. I'm not very good at that.
Vera
[Shelly has just frightened Vera with a practical joke]
Dammit, Shelly! Why do you do these stupid things?!
Shelly
I have to.
Vera
No, you don't have to.
Shelly
I just want you to like me.
Vera
I do like you, but not when you act like a jerk!
Shelly
[Dejected]
Being a jerk is better than being a nothing.
Vera
I never said you were nothing.
Shelly
You don't have to say it. I can tell. [Walks away]
