Ali
You son of a bitch! Come back here, you fatheads! You ain't getting away with this, dammit! I'm gonna get you!
Friday the 13th Part III quotes
Andy
Dammit, Shelly, why do you always have to be such an airhead?
Shelly
I beg your pardon. I'm not an airhead. I'm an actor.
Andy
Same thing.
Andy
How much further to the lake?
Chris
We would've been there already, if someone didn't have to go to the bathroom every five minutes!
Debbie
That's what happens when you're pregnant.
Andy
Look, Shelly, you're my roommate, and I like you... most of the time. But you gotta quit doing those things. Now I got you a date, didn't I? Didn't I?
Shelly
Yeah.
Andy
So don't embarrass me. Just relax. Be yourself.
Shelly
Would you be yourself, if you looked like this?
Andy
So, how do we do it?
Debbie
Well, first, we take our clothes off, then you get on top of me or I can get on top of you.
Andy
I know how to do it, but I mean... how do we do it... in a hammock?
Debbie
I guess we can figure something out...
Chris
Shelly, why aren't you at the lake with everybody else?
Shelly
Oh, they said they were going swimming. I'm not very good at that.
Chris
This was my bedroom. It's yours for the weekend.
Debbie
Great. [Chris looks outside the window and sees that the door of the barn is moving] Chris, where's the bed? [Chris is still worried] Chris?
Chris
Oh, it's right here. [shows the hammock to Debbie]
Debbie
What's this?
Chris
It's your bed.
Debbie
A hammock?
Chris
You might like it. [leaves the room]
Debbie
Why not?
Andy
[comes into the room]
Where's the bed?
Debbie
You're looking at it.
Chuck
How come you never scream when we make love?
Chili
Give me something to scream about.
Mrs. Sanchez
Yes?
Chris
Hi, Mrs. Sanchez. I'm Chris. We've come to pick up Vera.
Mrs. Sanchez
I'm sorry, but she is not going! [argues with Vera]
Chris
What are they saying?
Debbie
I don't know. I flunked Spanish.
Vera
[comes outside, happily]
Hi, everybody. What are you looking at?
Vera
Look, I'm going to go outside for a few minutes and then when I get back in, we'll talk.
Shelly
Yeah, sure. We'll talk.
Vera
[Shelly has just frightened Vera with a practical joke]
Dammit, Shelly! Why do you do these stupid things?!
Shelly
I have to.
Vera
No, you don't have to.
Shelly
I just want you to like me.
Vera
I do like you, but not when you act like a jerk!
Shelly
[Dejected]
Being a jerk is better than being a nothing.
Vera
I never said you were nothing.
Shelly
You don't have to say it. I can tell. [Walks away]
Chris Higgins
[to Jason]
No! You can't be alive!
Shelly Finkelstein
Is that all you're going to do this weekend? Smoke?
Vera Sanchez
Who are you? [Jason points the speargun at her] What are you doing? [Jason is still pointing the speargun at her] Hey, cut that out right now. That's not funny! [Jason shoots her with the speargun]