A character in Friday Night Lights (2004)

Ivory Christian quotes from Friday Night Lights (2004)

Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Friday Night Lights (2004): in 3 of its 23 quotes

A line from Ivory Christian

What's wrong with y'all? Y'all are playin' like some little girls! Y'all act like you never played football before! These guys are nothin'! They bleed just like we do, and sweat just like we do. They went through two-a-days. We went through two-a-days in 110 degree heat. I want you to hit everything that move! If the ref gets in your way, you hit him! They're cheatin' us too! They're against us too. This is our team. This is us! Let's go right now! Let's get it off now and let's go!

Scenes with Ivory Christian

2 scenes

Where's your girlfriend at, Water Bug?

Chris Comer

What?

You mean to say you have no girlfriend, Water Bug?

Permian Assistant Coach

5 minutes, boys.

You want to know why you have no girlfriend, Water Bug?

Chris Comer

Why?

You got the wrong shoes, man!

[Comer looks at him confused]

You got on white Adidas! Dude, everyone knows that the shoes to wear is Nikes! Adida can't hold a nickel next to Nike! Ask Ivory! Ask Preacher Man!

Ivory Christian

It don't matter what shoes you wear, Boobie.

C'mon, Preacher, bullshit!

Ivory Christian

Don't matter, man.

You know God made black beautiful. God made Boobie beautiful, black and strong...

[to Chavez]

His mouth is getting bigger and bigger and bigger.

...And when Boobie knocks some punks out, Boobie is going to knock them out with black Nikes on his feet, now ain't that right?

Ivory Christian

I could knock you out in a pair of flip flops.

Yeah, well I'm going to knock them out with black Nikes on my feet. And I'm gonna smile when I do.

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