Boobie Miles Yo, Mike? You gonna visit my distinguished ass in California? You know, I'm planning on gettin' rich. I'm thinking of hiring Eddie Murphy to come over and tell you some jokes until you crack a damn smile. No? Well, how about Richard Pryor? Bill Cosby? Now, I know you like Bill Cosby. [In Bill Cosby voice] Mike Winchell, you do a good job of handing Boobie Miles the ball, and once in a while you throw a pretty good pass, so you make sure to eat your Jell-O Pudding Pops. Waaaaaahhh!
Boobie Miles Where's your girlfriend at, Water Bug?
Boobie Miles You mean to say you have no girlfriend, Water Bug?
PA Permian Assistant Coach
5 minutes, boys.
Boobie Miles You want to know why you have no girlfriend, Water Bug?
Boobie Miles You got the wrong shoes, man!
Boobie Miles [Comer looks at him confused]
You got on white Adidas! Dude, everyone knows that the shoes to wear is Nikes! Adida can't hold a nickel next to Nike! Ask Ivory! Ask Preacher Man!
It don't matter what shoes you wear, Boobie.
Boobie Miles C'mon, Preacher, bullshit!
Boobie Miles You know God made black beautiful. God made Boobie beautiful, black and strong...
[to Chavez]
His mouth is getting bigger and bigger and bigger.
Boobie Miles ...And when Boobie knocks some punks out, Boobie is going to knock them out with black Nikes on his feet, now ain't that right?
I could knock you out in a pair of flip flops.
Boobie Miles Yeah, well I'm going to knock them out with black Nikes on my feet. And I'm gonna smile when I do.
Boobie Miles Yo, Billingsley! You ain't never gonna have to worry about fumblin' the football, you know why?
Boobie Miles Cause you ain't never gonna get the ball. Your job's going to be blockin' for Boobie; I don't care if your dad's sittin' over there, cryin'!
[Attacks Boobie]
YOU JUST NEVER SHUT UP, DO YOU?!
