Kia Waterson
So, you're the one everybody's afraid of? Tell me something. What kind of **** runs around in a Christmas sweater?
Played by Kelly Rowland 
Freddy vs. Jason (2003) · 19 quotes
Freddy vs. Jason (2003) · 19 quotes
Oh, God, y'all, two killers? We're not safe awake or asleep.
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Gibb
Mary, **** or Kill? Your choices are... Your choices are The Three Stooges]. Go, Kia!
Kia
The one with the bad toupee hair.
Lori
No, no, no, no! It was Larry
Kia
Either way, I kill him.
Lori: (About Blake and Trey) Did you know they were coming over here?
Kia
(Softly)
Listen, you gotta be quiet? Me and you are gonna be here all alone this weekend. I mean Blake's cute.
Lori: But he's not my type.
Kia
Ugh, who is? No one's ever gonna live up the fuzzy memory of your first love, Lori. You were **** 14 so get real.
Lori
Yeah, I know we were young but what Will and I have was real.
Kia
Well, correct me if I'm wrong. Didn't Mr. Real just drop-kick your ass without so much of the goodbye handshake. Maybe he never called or maybe even write to you after he moved? Send you an Email?
Lori
No.
Kia
You see my point? It's time to leave the comment, Lori. You need to meet a guy
Kia
[after seeing Jason at the rave]
Was that him? The guy you were talking about... Freddy Krueger?
Lori
No, that wasn't the guy in my dream. That was somebody else.
Charlie
Who cares about some **** dream guy, OK? That psycho in the hockey mask was real.
Bill
Dude, that goalie was pissed about something.
Will
It was our fear that gave him his powers. So we're marked now.
Bill
Man, screw that clown. What kind of a pussy goes after you in your dreams, anyway? Like that big ass mother****er back in the cornfield. That's what we should be afraid of. Tell me who the **** that was?
Deputy Stubbs
His name was Jason Voorhees.
Bill
Um. Shit! How'd you know we were here?
Deputy Stubbs
(Tosses keys to Will)
Nothing personal, but the Scooby van out back wasn't even settle. You couldn't keep your keys to your door.
Kia
Great, so now we're completely ****!
Deputy Stubbs
No, I'm here to help you. That this Jason Voorhees person drowned at Camp Crystal Lake. The counselors weren't watching him. Then, they made a mistake of killing his mother. Now legend has it, Jason kept returning from his grave to punish whoever returns to the camp. I think we're dealing with a copycat here.
Charlie
No. No. No, no, no. He's not a copycat. I've seen what he can do. He's the real Jason.
Deputy Stubbs
That's impossible, Linderman. Jason is dead.
Bill
Yeah, well, you better start thinking outside your little box, dude, 'cause somebody's definitely breaking the **** reality rules, OK?
