Freddy vs. Jason (2003) quotes

View Quote Deputy Stubbs: You kids need some assistance?
Gibb: WHAT THE **** DO YOU THINK?!

View Quote Gibb: Mary, **** or Kill? Your choices are... Your choices are The Three Stooges]. Go, Kia!
Kia: The one with the bad toupee hair.
Lori: No, no, no, no! It was Larry
Kia: Either way, I kill him.

View Quote Mrs. Voorhees: [In Jason's dream] Jason, my special, special boy. Do you know what your gift is? No matter what they do to you, you cannot die. You can never die. You've just been sleeping, honey. But now, the time has come to wake up. Mommy has something she wants you to do. I need you to go to Elm Street. The children have been very bad on Elm Street. Rise up, Jason. Your work isn't finished. Hear my voice and live again. Make them remember me, Jason. Make them remember what fear tastes like.
[after Jason leaves, Mrs. Voorhees morphs into Freddy]
Freddy: I've been away from my children for far too long.

View Quote Will: It was our fear that gave him his powers. So we're marked now.
Bill: Man, screw that clown. What kind of a pussy goes after you in your dreams, anyway? Like that big ass mother****er back in the cornfield. That's what we should be afraid of. Tell me who the **** that was?
Deputy Stubbs: His name was Jason Voorhees.
Bill: Um. Shit! How'd you know we were here?
Deputy Stubbs: (Tosses keys to Will) Nothing personal, but the Scooby van out back wasn't even settle. You couldn't keep your keys to your door.
Kia: Great, so now we're completely ****!
Deputy Stubbs: No, I'm here to help you. That this Jason Voorhees person drowned at Camp Crystal Lake. The counselors weren't watching him. Then, they made a mistake of killing his mother. Now legend has it, Jason kept returning from his grave to punish whoever returns to the camp. I think we're dealing with a copycat here.
Charlie: No. No. No, no, no. He's not a copycat. I've seen what he can do. He's the real Jason.
Deputy Stubbs: That's impossible, Linderman. Jason is dead.
Bill: Yeah, well, you better start thinking outside your little box, dude, 'cause somebody's definitely breaking the **** reality rules, OK?

View Quote Will: Let's go, we can't help her anymore.
Lori: No, I'm staying.
Will: Are you crazy? You got what you wanted, you pulled Freddy out. Now he's fighting Jason. Come on, what more do you want?
Lori: He killed my mother, Will. It was Freddy. My father covered it up to protect me. He didn't do it.
Will: Oh, my God.
Lori: Look, he has taken everything from us. He has ruined both of our pasts. And I am not leaving until I see him die.

View Quote [after seeing Jason at the rave]
Kia: Was that him? The guy you were talking about... Freddy Krueger?
Lori: No, that wasn't the guy in my dream. That was somebody else.
Charlie: Who cares about some **** dream guy, OK? That psycho in the hockey mask was real.
Bill: Dude, that goalie was pissed about something.

View Quote [Bobby Davis appears in a bloody bathtub in Mark's nightmare]
Bobby: Hey, Mark. You didn't forget about me, did you?
Mark: [whispers in horror] Oh, God.
Bobby: [as Freddy Krueger] Oh, that's right! Everyone forgot! That's why they weren't afraid anymore! That's why I needed Jason to kill for me, to get them to remember! But now, he just won't stop... [Bobby shows Mark his slit wrists] ...that hockey puck!

View Quote [last line]
Lori: [to Freddy] Welcome to my world, bitch! [decapitates him in slow-mo.]

View Quote Blake's Father: Blake! We need to talk. What were you doing over there? You were supposed to be watching your sister. Were you drinking?
Blake: My best friend was just killed, Dad! So how about getting me some **** space!
Blake's Father: You watch yourself, boy!
Blake: Don't worry, Trey. Cops let it slip! Somebody name Freddy. I'm gonna take him out myself, Trey. I swear to God.
Blake: Who is that?
Blake: Jesus!
Blake: I'm okay! I'm alright!
Freddy: Not strong enough, yet. Well, I will be soon enough. Until then, he he heh! I'll let Jason have some fun!

View Quote Lori's Father: You sure you didn't see anything?
Lori: No, Dad. None of us did. I already went over this with the police.
Lori's Father: I don't know what I would've done without you, kid. You're all that I have left.
Lori: Dad, I'm not going anywhere, okay? I promise.
Lori's Father: Lori, look at me. You're exhausted.
Freddy: (Whispering) Lori!
Lori's Father: We need to get you to....
Freddy: BED!
Lori: I-I don't want to go to sleep, Dad. I just want to see my friends.
Lori's Father: I don't think it's a good idea to go to school today. After you've been into a post traumatic stress-
Lori: Dad, please. I just need to get out of the house, okay? I'll be fine.
Lori's Father: Well, at least drink your juice!

View Quote Lori: (About Blake and Trey) Did you know they were coming over here?
Kia: (Softly) Listen, you gotta be quiet? Me and you are gonna be here all alone this weekend. I mean Blake's cute.
Lori: But he's not my type.
Kia: Ugh, who is? No one's ever gonna live up the fuzzy memory of your first love, Lori. You were **** 14 so get real.
Lori: Yeah, I know we were young but what Will and I have was real.
Kia: Well, correct me if I'm wrong. Didn't Mr. Real just drop-kick your ass without so much of the goodbye handshake. Maybe he never called or maybe even write to you after he moved? Send you an Email?
Lori: No.
Kia: You see my point? It's time to leave the comment, Lori. You need to meet a guy

View Quote [After Jason steals his kill] She's mine! MINE! MIIIIIINE!

View Quote [narrating] My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall by my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun really began! Until they figured out a way to forget about me, to erase me completely! Being dead wasn't a problem, but being forgotten?! Now that's a bitch! I can't come back if nobody remembers me! I can't come back if nobody's afraid! I had to search the bowels of hell, but I found someone, someone who'll make 'em remember. He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory, and that fear is my ticket home.

View Quote [Referring to Jason] He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory.

View Quote [Surprising Lori] Your eyes say no, no! But my mouth says yes! Yes!