A scene from Freddy Got Fingered 2001
Therapist

Jim, do you hear what Gord is saying here?

Jim

I hear him boohooing about his broken wheelie-board ramp. Is that what you mean?

Therapist

Yes, Jim. But do you understand what he's saying? Sounds to me like he just wants you to accept him as your son. To approve of him and what he wants to do with his life. How does that make you feel?

Jim

First of all, I don't give a rat's ass what this punk wants. As long as he lives in my house and eats my food, I make the rules.

Gord

I wanna eat chicken burgers!

Julie

[Jim stands up]

Jim, don't hurt my baby. Now, sit down.

Jim

You're an embarrassment to my family.

Gord

Oh, yeah? Well, at least I don't touch Freddy.

Jim

Say what?

Therapist

Excuse me?

Gord

Yeah, he touches my little brother. He takes him behind the furnace and touches him.

Jim

See the insanity I put up with?

Gord

He's embarrassed.

Julie

Jim!

Gord

He touches my little brother. He...he...[looks at his fingers] he fingers him.

Jim

You're a goddamn liar.

Julie

Jim! Do you touch him? Do you finger our boy?

Jim

Don't you get wacky on me. What the **** are we talking about?

Therapist

Mr. Brody, this is very serious. Based on what I've heard here today, I am required by law to notify the authorities.

Gord

You hear that, Dad? You're gonna pay! He's a molester. He's a chiiild molester!

Jim

[throws statue threw window and then jumps out screaming]

You'd better run, you liaaaaaaar!

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