Mom?
Tess [in Anna's body]: Yeah, whatever.
Harry's teacher: Oh, Mrs. Coleman.
Tess [in Anna's body]: All right, let's do this thing.
Harry's teacher: OK. Well, what can I say about Harry? He is a sweet boy, but he's having a little trouble with bullies.
Tess [in Anna's body]: So? That's character-building. The kid needs to toughen up. He's kind of a wimp. So, that's it? I can go?
Harry's teacher: No, not exactly. Harry's very bright, but he's having a bit of a problem applying himself, particularly in math.
Tess [in Anna's body]: So, hold him back. I mean, he's short. He'll fit right in, you know what I mean?
Harry's teacher: Well, you know, he's very good in English. I had the class write an essay on who they admire most, and he wrote a wonderful paper about your daughter.
So? What'd she say?
Tess [in Anna's body]: She showed me the paper you wrote about Anna.
You saw that?
Tess [in Anna's body]: Mm-hm.
Well, don't tell her I like her.
Tess [in Anna's body]: Well, why not?
Because we have too much fun fighting.
Tess [in Anna's body]: You know, kid, you are way more twisted than I thought. Good try!
Oh, man!
Tess [in Anna's body]: Loser!
