A scene from Forgetting Sarah Marshall 2008
Rachel Jansen

Wow, we’re really going up to the edge of this, huh?

Rachel Jansen

Wow, this is really beautiful. All right, so now that your show’s done, are you gonna finish the Dracula musical?

Peter Bretter

It’s not that was, you know. Sarah always thought it was crazy and...

Rachel Jansen

Well, you're definitely crazy. But so is everyone, right? So who cares?

Peter Bretter

I just don't feel like doing anything.

Peter Bretter

'Cause my heart is broken, and I can't imagine doing anything right now. It's probably the same reason... you don't go back to school, you know? Maybe it's good we got hurt like that, you know? don't know about you, but it makes me feel impervious to pain.

Rachel Jansen

Yeah. Kind of like there's nothing left to be afraid of.

Peter Bretter

Yeah. No, exactly.

Rachel Jansen

Right.

Peter Bretter

We could leap off this rock, and it won't hurt us as had as they did.

Rachel Jansen

So, jump then.

Peter Bretter

No, I meant that, like as a metaphor, you know?

Rachel Jansen

No. Just do it. You’ll be fine. Jump.

Peter Bretter

Oh, god. Oh god. I made her kill yourself. You must be crazy.

Rachel Jansen

So, are you gonna jump, or what.

Rachel Jansen

Come on, Peter! I can see vagina from here. I can see hoo-ha.

Peter Bretter

I mean, I'll jump!

Rachel Jansen

Chicken, come on.

Peter Bretter

[while hanging from a cliff]

So what should I do? I should just let go?

Rachel Jansen

No, no, no, no, no. If you fall straight down, you'll probably hit a rock and kill yourself!

Peter Bretter

Totally. So what do I do?!

Rachel Jansen

Why don't you just press your feet up against the rock, and like, shoot yourself off!

Peter Bretter

What, like a frog?!

Rachel Jansen

I don't know, Peter- just get off the **** rock!

Peter Bretter

Here I go! One! [pause]

Peter Bretter

Two! [pause] Two and a half-

Peter Bretter

Three! [jumps, falls awkwardly, but safely, into the sea near Rachel]

Rachel Jansen

Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. You saw right?

Peter Bretter

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw it.

Rachel Jansen

I was there I witnessed it.

Peter Bretter

[smiling]

Thanks.
[She kisses him]

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