Jason Tripitikas
How long as he been imprisoned?
Lu Yan
Five hundred years, give or take a few decades.
Jason
So how do I get home?
Lu Yan
You must return the staff you Five Elements Mountain, you must free the Monkey King!
Jason
I can't free the Monkey King. I gotta get home
Lu Yan
(ignoring Jason for the moment)
Innkeeper, more wine!
Jason
Geez, don't you think you had one too many?
Lu Yan
Wine is my inspiration. In some parts, I'm known as a poet. Gan bei. (Mandarin for 'cheers')
Lu Yan
[innkeeper arrives with the bill]
In other parts, I'm known as a beggar. [gently moves the innkeeper towards Jason for him to pay]
