Excuse me sir. Airport security can I see your passport please, and boarding card... Oh look the Queen. (Man turns to look Otto knocks him out)
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A Fish Called Wanda quotes
Page 2 of 3Hello K-K-K-Ken's P-P-P-Pet's. Hey wake up, WAKE UP LIMEY FISH!!!
Hey! Great fish! A little squeeze of lemon, some tartar sauce - perfect!
I don't believe in jealousy. It's for the weak. One thing, though. Touch his dick and he's dead!
I had a good friend in the CIA, had a stutter. Cost him his life, damn it.
I knew you'd come along and **** it up! I was dealing with something delicate. I'm setting up a guy who's important to us, who'll tell me where the loot is and if you'll be arrested, and you come loping in like Rambo and you dangle him out a fifth-floor window! Now, was that smart? Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics? Or was it stupid?
I looked at the clock, 'cuz I was saying to myself "Where could he be going at five to seven with that sawed-off shotgun?"
I love looking at your ass when you walk is that beautiful or what?Don't go near him, HE'S MINE!!!
I mean, what the **** are you doing robbing your own house?
I used to kill for the C.I.A.
It's a Buddhist meditation technique, focuses your aggression. The monks used to do it before they went into battle.
It's K-K-K-Ken, coming to k-k-kill me!
Now, about my sister. Look, she's a very sexy girl. I understand you wanting to play around with her. It's OK, I was wrong. I'm sorry I was jealous. Just go ahead. Pork away, pal. **** her blue.
Oh look, it's K-K-Ken! C-C-Coming to k-k-kill me! How you gonna c-c-catch me, K-K-Ken?
Oh you English are SO superior aren't you. Well would like to know where you'd be without US the good old USofA to protect you? The smallest **** province in eastern Europe thats where, so DON'T call me stupid lady just THANK me. If it wern't for us you'd all be speaking German, singing Deustchland Deutstchland uber alles.