A scene from Ferris Bueller's Day Off 1986
Boy in Police Station

Drugs?

Jeannie

Thank you, no, I'm straight.

Boy in Police Station

I mean, are you in here for drugs?

Jeannie

Why are you here?

Boy in Police Station

Drugs.

Jeannie

I don't know why I'm here.

Boy in Police Station

Why don't you go home?

Jeannie

Why don't you put your thumb up your butt?

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