Fargo quotes

61 total quotes

Carl Showalter
Jerry Lundegaard
Marge Gunderson

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Opening Text
Wade Gustafson

View Quote Look, Jerry, you're not selling me a damn car. It's my show here.

View Quote Keep it still back there, lady, or else we're gonna have to, ya know, to shoot ya.

View Quote You should have seen the other guy

View Quote Stay away from me, man! Hey, go smoke a ****in' peace pipe!

View Quote See these are personal matters.

View Quote Would you crack the ****in' window open, man. You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related or something.

View Quote Grimsrud: Shut the **** up or I'll throw you back in the trunk, you know.
Carl: Geez. That's more than I've heard you say all week.

View Quote Stan Grossman: Okay. We'll get the money together. Don't worry about it, Jerry. Now, d'you want anyone at home, with you, until they call?
Jerry: No, I--they don't want--they're just supposed to be dealin' with me, they were real clear. Ya know, they said no one listenin' in, they'll be watchin', ya know. Maybe it's all bull, but like you said, Stan, they're callin' the shots.
Stan Grossman: Okay. And Scotty, is he gonna be all right?
Jerry: Yeah. Geez. Scotty. I'll go talk to him.

View Quote Yah. Okay. Real good then.

View Quote It's my money. I'll deliver it - what do they care?... They want my money, they can deal with me.

View Quote Let's watch that language there

View Quote Just in town on business. Just in and out. Ha. Just a little of the old in-and-out.

View Quote Shep! What the hell are you doing! I was bangin' that girl!

View Quote State Trooper: This is a new car, then, sir?
Carl: It certainly is, officer. Still got that smell!

View Quote Mind if I sit down? I'm carrying quite a load here.