A scene from Failure to Launch 2006

Look, many young men who should be able to move out, simply can't. It's called "failure to launch". And that's where I come in. Young men develop self-esteem best during a romantic relationship, so I simulate one. We have a memorable meeting. We get to know each other over a few casual meals, he helps me through an emotional crisis, then I meet his friends, if he has any... Then I let him teach me something... But the bottom line is, he bonds with me. He lets go of you. He moves out.

Al

But how do you make sure that he'll fall in love with you?

You like nice, you find out what they like, and then you pretend to like it, too.

Sue

That is pretty much how it works.

Al

What about?

Al, I never have sex with a client. Besides, I need to keep Tripp motivated, and let's face it, after men have...

Sue

Is there anything that we need to do?

Well, for starters, you could make life a little more difficult for him. You know, more chores, more responsibilities, that kind of thing.

Sue

I just think you should know that Tripp has had some rough breaks.

I promise you, when this is over, Tripp is going to be an independant, self-sufficient adult.

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