The Exorcist III 1990 quotes

30 quotes · 4 characters
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Characters
Father Joseph Dyer Ed Flanders · 11 quotes
Damien Karras Jason Miller · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Lieutenant Kinderman & Father Joseph Dyer (4)

The Exorcist III quotes

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Father Kanavan
[makes the Sign of the Cross]

May the Lord be in your heart to confess your sins. Yes?

Penitent

I have a... a... scrupulous conscience, Father. This need to... confess... so many things. If I... step on... two straws on the shape of the Cross, I feel that I have to confess it. It torments me.

Father Kanavan

Try and make a good confession, and remember, Christ forgives all our sins.

Penitent

Only little things. Nothing. Seventeen of them, Father. The first was that waitress in Candlestick Park. I cut her throat and watched her bleed. She bled a great deal. It's a problem I'm working on, Father. All this bleeding.
[begins cackling diabolically; Kanavan looks on in horror]

In the meantime, we have cancer and mong***id babies and murderers, monsters prowling the planet, even prowling this neighborhood. Father... right now, while our children suffer, and our loved ones die, and your god goes waltzing blithely through the universe like some kind of cosmic Billie Burke.

Bill, it all works out right.

When?

At the end of time.

That soon?

No, we're going to be there. We're going to live forever, Bill. We're spirits.

How I would love to believe that.

It's that kid that got killed on the dock, isn't it? I heard it on the news. You want to talk about it? You knew him.

Little bit. Police boys club. His name was Thomas... Thomas Kintry. Black boy, about 12 years old. The killer... drove an ingot into each of his eyes, then cut off his head. In place of his head was the head from a statue of Christ, all done up in blackface, like a minstrel show, you know, the eyes and the mouth painted white. Mr. Bones... The boy had been crucified... on a pair of rowing oars.

The whole world is a homicide victim, Father. Would a god who is good invent something like death? Plainly speaking, it's a lousy idea. It's not popular, Father. It's not a winner.

There you go, blaming God.

Who should I blame? Phil Rizzuto?

You wouldn't want to live forever.

Yes, I would.

No, you wouldn't. You'd get bored.

I have hobbies.

Man

Joey, what did you say to that defendant Tom Lowery? He's our biggest benefactor.

Oh, yes.

Man

What did you say to him?

"Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole."

Mrs. Clelia

My radio. Aren't you going to fix it? Nothing ever gets fixed round here. Just a whole bunch of pies and anchovies. Go away. I don't ever talk to strangers.

I'm the radio repairman, Mrs. Clelia.

Mrs. Clelia

Well then, fix it.

What's wrong with it?

Mrs. Clelia

Dead people talking. It's right here. Do you see it?

Yes. I see it.

Mrs. Clelia

I just knew you weren't really a radio repairman. That's a telephone I'm holding.

[Father Dyer coughs]

I thought you told me nothing's really wrong with you.

There isn't, my brother Eddie had these same stupid symptoms for years.

Your brother Eddie died at the age of 30.

So what? He got killed in Vietnam.

There could have be some connection.

A connection?

Are you sure this isn't serious, Joe?

Well, with Eddie, there was--

Will you shut up about Eddie?!

With my brother, it was nerves.

You make a lot of people nervous.

Only sinners.

EVERYBODY!

Nurse Blaine

Is everything all right in here, guys?

WE'RE FINE!

[The nurse looks taken aback, then nods and leaves] [sighs]

I'm just... tired.

Well, call the desk and book a room.

I brought you a hamburger, father.

I'm not hungry.

Eat half, it's from Clyde's.

Where'd the other half come from?

Space, your native country.

Nurse
[out in the hallway]

WHO STUCK THIS GUY?!

Nice and peaceful here, isn't it?

Idyllic.

I cannot believe you just said that. What kind of a world is this? Are you an animal? Do you know what Macbeth is about? I'll tell you. It's a play about the numbing of the moral sense. I tell Ryan that we have nothing to go on in this case. You know what he says to me? "Win some, lose some." You're a racist, Ryan. Did you know that?