A scene from Evan Almighty 2007
Evan

Do we have anything unleavened?

Joan

Yeah, we do. It's in the back, next to the frankincense and myrrh. We have a fancy name for it in this century. It's called pita.

Evan

Got it.

Joan

Evan, what is happening to you?(Evan is about to take a bite from the bread but Joan takes it from him)

Joan

Don't! No! Just put it down! Look at you! The hair? Are you on something? Is it a mega-growth hormon? What?(Evan remains silent)

Joan

Evan, talk to me(Evan takes a deep breath)

Evan

I'm building an ark.

Joan

What does that mean?

Evan

God appeared to me and told me to build an ark.He said it was going to be a flood and that I should be prepared.Whenever I shave, my beard grows right back out. My hair grows longer every day. This robe...(Joan now close to tears, looks worryingly at Evan in his robe)

Evan

God sent me the robe. He thought it would be funny.I actually think it's really comfortable, that's why I'm wearing it.

Joan

(slowly, trying to hide her worry)

The beard, the robe. You're Noah?

Evan

(slightly nodding)

Yeah, kind of.(Dylan walks into the room)

Dylan

Mom?

Joan

Not now, Noah! Dylan.

Dylan

Okay...(He leaves the room)(Joan looks back at Evan and takes a deep breath)

Joan

We left everything behind to come here. Maybe that's put to much pressure on you. I don't know. (Getting emotional) But this has got to stop! Please! You're scaring me. The boys need their father back and I need my husband back!
(She leaves the room in tears) (Evan takes a deep breath and sighs)

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