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God: I'm God.
Evan: You're God!?
God: Yes and I want you Evan Baxter to build an ark.
Evan: Okay this conversation is a little thing I'd like to call over but I have to get going because supposedly I have an ark to build. Nice to meet ya...(walks away)
[Evan is driving to work]
Evan Baxter: Okay that is over. I am successful, I am powerful, I am handsome, and I am happy. Successful, powerful, handsome- [Looks into rearview, and sees God in the back seat, having just appeared out of nowhere] Happy! [He screams]
God: [smiling] Let it out, son. It's the beginning of wisdom.
Evan Baxter: How did you get in here?! D'ah, I'm calling the cops!
God: No wait. Look-look-look! There's one right there. [Points to a motorcycle cop on the shoulder. Evan rolls down his window]
Evan Baxter: Officer! Officer! Carjacker, carjacker in the car! Carjacker in the car! [The officer turns to face Evan and reveals that he is God]
God (as police officer): Careful pulling out. Pedestrian in the crosswalk.
[Evan turns around. God has vanished. He looks and sees God everywhere - crossing the street, and in the car behind him, honking for him to move]


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