It's not that we don't believe you, honey.
Well, it was real, I swear...
Maybe it was an iguana.
It was no iguana.
Maybe a, a, you know how they say there are alligators in the sewers.
Alligators in the sewers.
All we're trying to say is, 'Maybe you just probably imagined it.'
I couldn't have imagined it!
Maybe it was a pervert, a deformed kid or something?
A deformed kid.
Maybe an elf or a leprechaun?
It was nothing like that, penis breath!
Elliott! Sit down.
Dad would believe me.
Maybe you ought to call your father and tell him about it.
I can't. He's in Mexico with Sally.
Where's Mexico?
Excuse me. [leaves the table and walks to the window]
If you ever see it again, whatever it is, don't touch it. Just call me and we'll have somebody come and take it away.
Like the dogcatcher?
They'll give it to a lobotomy or do experiments on it or something.
It's your turn to do the dishes, fellas.
I set and cleared.
I set and cleared.
I did breakfast.
[to Elliott]
Damn it! Why don't you grow up? Think about how other people feel for a change!
