A character in E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

Greg quotes from E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

K.C. Martel

Tied for 6th most-quoted character in E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982): in 5 of its 38 quotes
Most scenes with: Elliott (4), Tyler (4), Steve (3)

Scenes with Greg

5 scenes
[reading dice]

Five.

Oh, great.

So you got an arrow right in your chest.

Greg

Don't worry. I got resurrection.

I'm already one of the undead, Greg. I can still throw death spells, huh, Steve?

Greg

I'm just trying to help you out, man. Don't be so cranky.

Throw the spell over the pizza man. Where's the pizza, man?

I'm ready... now to play. I'm ready to play now, you guys.

Greg

We're in the middle, Elliott. You can't just join any universe in the middle.

You have to ask Steve. He's game master. He has absolute power.

[The boys tell Elliott to order the pizza]

Just figure your strategy. You're playing after Greg.

Greg

Plenty of sausage and pepperonis.

Everything but the little fishies.

Oh, great. Nice one, Elliott.

It was an accident.

A pizza? Who says you guys could order a pizza?

[points to Greg]

It was him.

In the house.

Greg

You geek, man.

Mom, it was real, I swear.

[to Elliott]

Douche bag.

[sternly]

No douche bag talk in my house.

Hey, Elliott, where's your goblin?

Shut up.

Did he come back?

Greg

Well, did he?

Yeah, he came back. But he's not a goblin. [blurts out] He's a spaceman.

[mockingly]

As in extraterrestrial?

Where's he from? Uranus. Get it. Your anus?

Greg

He doesn't get it Ty.

Get it? Your anus?

Greg

He doesn't get it.

Elliot

You're so immature!

Greg

And you're such a sinus supremus.

Zero charisma!

Greg

Sinus supremus!

Zero charisma!

Greg

Sinus supremus!

Shut up, Greg!

Pretty Young Girl

Hi, Elliott.

Greg

Sinus supremus!

Zero charisma!

Greg

You wimp!

Something is happening.

Greg
[mockingly]

Ooh, they're going to die.

Shut up, Greg.

Something is definitely happening.

[after Steve, Tyler, and Greg see E.T. in awe]

OK, he's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship.

Greg

Well, can't he just beam up?

This is reality, Greg.

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