You know. I don't tell many people this, but Christmas is just about my favorite time. Ever since I was a little kid, I always felt like it was my own personal holiday.
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Ernest Ahh, smell those Christmas trees. You can keep your "Channel" Number 5, just give me a whiff of the old lonesome pine. That symbol of brotherly love, that centerpiece that all mankind gathers around to share the cranberry sauce shaped like a can.
Ernest No, there's only one person authorized to operate this sack. His big, red, oneness: The Claus.
Harmony Ernest, I'm not much of a morning person. Do you think we could just keep it down to a dull roar?
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