Count Laszlo de Almásy The International Sand Club: misfits, buggers, fascists, and fools— God bless us every one. Ooops! mustn't say international — dirty word, filthy word. Count Laszlo de Almásy Every night I cut out my heart. But in the morning it was full again. [to Katharine] Count Laszlo de Almásy K is for Katherine. [to Hana]