[voiceover]
"Beloved parents. By the time you read this, I will be long–far... oh, dear." [He picks up the note, folds it, and puts it on a pile of other failed attempts at writing the letter] "Dearest Mother and Father. It is with great sshame...that I regretfully confess to... I regretfully confess to my involvement in the inexcusable, unconscionable, reprehensible, abhorrent, detrimental, detestable, incomprehensible, immoral..." [speaking aloud] "thoughtless, hurtful...!" "OH, WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!"
