Edd "Um, excuse me. I'll be right back."
Played by Sam Vincent 
Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show (2009) · 32 quotes
Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show (2009) · 32 quotes
Most-quoted character in Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show (2009): in 18 of its 32 quotes
Most scenes with: Eddy (10), Ed (5), Eddy's Brother (3)
"Beloved parents. By the time you read this, I will be long–far... oh, dear." [He picks up the note, folds it, and puts it on a pile of other failed attempts at writing the letter] "Dearest Mother and Father. It is with great sshame...that I regretfully confess to... I regretfully confess to my involvement in the inexcusable, unconscionable, reprehensible, abhorrent, detrimental, detestable, incomprehensible, immoral..." [speaking aloud] "thoughtless, hurtful...!" "OH, WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!"
More lines from Edd
6 quotes Edd Edd "We're fugitives, Eddy! Are you aware of the consequences we're about to endure? All because of our misguided chicanery!"
Edd "Seatbelts certainly are a trusted friend."
Edd "We'll never make headway if you keep rummagi-" [Ed smacks him in the face with a rubber chicken]
Edd [thinking his friends have drowned in quicksand]
"No! No! NOOOOOO! [frantically searches through the mud] Where are you?! Eddy? Ed?? Don't you give up on me!! ANSWER ME!! Please...?"
Edd [waking up to find Ed's rear resting on his head]
"Is that Ed's...? Good lord! Horrid! Icky! Foul! Oh, who am I kidding? I just slept in my clothes."
Scenes with Edd
11 scenes
This is all your fault, Sockhead!
Edd My fault? Funny, isn't it, how it's always my fault when another of your amazing scams goes awry!
Yeah, well, I didn't see you stop me! You shoulda known it would go bad!
Can your brother send me brain waves, too?
If you only had a brain!
Aw, come on, Eddy, have a heart!
Edd Courage... Courage, Eddward...
Edd You stop that!
Does it hurt, Double D?
Edd Oh, shush!
[After realizing that Ed and Eddy faked their deaths in "quicksand" to mock him, Edd starts to storm off]
Hey! Where ya goin'? You're headin' back into the swamp!" [reaching for Edd's shoulder] My bro don't live–-
Edd [angrily slapping his hand away]
DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME! A "SAP"?! Well, excuse my sincerity for thinking I had lost the only two people I have left in this world!
Edd It's surprising, because your stubborn, inane desire to shock, sandbag and swindle is what put us here in the first place!
I helped too!
Edd [gives Ed a furious look, then turns back to Eddy]
You and your nefarious scams!
Edd If you had paid attention to what I said and NOT pushed the red button...!
Edd and Eddy
STAY OUT OF IT, ED!!!
Edd I've had ENOUGH! [kicks Eddy off] I'm returning home!
But we can't go home, Double D!
Edd I'd rather face my consequences, Ed, than wander aimlessly with a so-called friend!
[As he storms off, Eddy looks shocked and his eyes fill with tears]
Say it ain't so! We are three no more, Eddy! Like hop, skip, and no jump! Like up, up, but no away! Like blah, blah without the other blah!
[snapping]
FINE!!! GO HOME!!! I DON'T BLAME YA! BECAUSE EVERYTHING WAS MY FAULT! [he bursts into tears, and Edd abruptly stops] YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! A FOUL-UP WANNABE LOSER! [He beats his head and continues sobbing]
Edd [turns back, totally surprised by Eddy's words, and walks back towards him]
Eddy?
What? [still sobs]
Edd [starting to smile]
Your shirt, Eddy.
Edd [pointing at the tears soaked into it]
Are those salt deposits from your lamentation? [Eddy looks down, and Edd thwacks his nose] Gotcha!
[After a moment of realization, Eddy smiles back at him] [hugs them both happily]
WE ARE FRIENDS ONCE MORE, GUYS! To Eddy's big bro's house! [carries them on his shoulders]
Edd Not that way, Ed. [turns Ed in the right direction] This way.
You heard my pal, Ed!
Edd What would you do without me, Eddy?
Don't milk it, Sockhead.
Marie No one beats up our little love muffins.
Edd Yes. I mean no. What? Yes?
Park don't open 'til noon.
I told you he's a whiz at tellin' time!
Pipsqueak?
Bro!
Mom and Dad know you're here?
As if!
Anyone know you're here?
Only these chumps who chased us here!
Just a sec. Aren't those ankle biters from the cul-de-sac?
Yeah, and they want to beat me up, all for nothin'.
Kevin He's lookin at you, Rolf. Later.
"All for nothin'", huh? Still the trouble makin' Eddy, I see.
I smell my fingers after I eat cheese.
[Eddy and his brother give Ed a confused look]
Um, I told the guys you'd put us up. Ed and Double D.
Edd I have big experie- Uh, whale- uh... [faints]
[Eddy and his brother laugh]
Just for old times' sake, let's play uncle.
Uncle?
Wanna crash at my place, don't ya?
That's why we came all the way– [his brother twists his leg] Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
Say what?
Uncle, uncle, uncle!
Edd [Eddy's brother lets go of Eddy's leg. Eddy's leg untwists like a propeller and he hops around helplessly like a joke shop toy]
Oh, my!
Can we go inside now?
Why not? Don't forget to wipe your feet.[repeatedly throws Eddy into the trailer wall]
"Give it up"? I thought you wanted to hang with your "hero".
I do, bro! I do!
Edd Mister Eddy's Brother! As the older sibling, don't you think you should rather be setting an example for Eddy, and not, um... [Edd's voice trails off as Eddy's Brother sneers at him] belittle him... in front of his... friends?
Belittle? He's always been little! I like you, girlfriend. [hammers Edd into the ground using Eddy] You got spunk.
I made it all up, Double D. Everything about my brother was a lie. I just made things up, so everyone would like me, think I was cool. But boy, was I wrong! The scam, my brother... when am I gonna learn, Double D?
Edd [Edd gently takes Eddy's hands and smiles warmly at him]
I think you just have, Eddy.
Jonny The time of reckoning is now, rapscallions! IT'S MELON TIME!
WHERE'D HE COME FROM? Jonny! No! Wait!
Jonny No thanks are necessary, citizens.
Sarah You idiot! Leave our friends alone!
Kevin Back off, melon dweeb!
Rolf Leave some produce for Rolf!
Kevin Sorry about that. Say, let's go to my place. Jawbreakers are on me!
We did it, Double D! Everyone loves us! We're finally in, baby!
Edd And it only took 130 episodes, 4 specials and a movie, Eddy!
Let's sing a song! [the Eds and the kids (except Jonny, who is pounded by the kids) then sing "Friends are There to Help You", with the "second verse" which is the "same as the first"]
Jimmy [singing]
When you stub your toe and it hurts you know…
The Kids (except for Jonny and including the Eds): [singing] ...Friends are there to help you.When you trip on your face and your teeth are misplaced, friends are there to help you.When you're flying low and you're giving a show, friends are there to help you.When you take off your shoe and your feet stink PEE-YEW, friends are there to help you.
Lee [As the kids sing the song, Wilfred eats out of Captain Melonhead's downed helmet. The Kankers are focused on something else entirely: dragging Eddy's brother inside.]
First one inside gets to give him mouth to mouth! [When the Kankers finish putting Eddy's brother inside, Marie reattaches the door and shortly thereafter, a flurry of girlish giggling erupts.]
Jimmy Second verse, same as the first! [singing] When you stub your toe and it hurts you know…
The Kids (including Jonny too this time with the Eds): [singing] ...Friends are there to help you.When you trip on your face and your teeth are misplaced, friends are there to help you.When you're flying low and you're giving a show, friends are there to help you.When you take off your shoe and your feet stink PEE-YEW, friends are there to help you.
[Edd is hanging from his hat on top of a waterfall]
Hey, Sockhead! Can you see my bro's place from up there?
Edd NO! NOW GET ME DOWN!