That boy from yesterday just dropped this off for you...
Well, put it in the pile of gifts from my other suitors.
He seems like a nice kid. He seemed a little incredibly gay...
Dyed in the wool homosexual, that boy is.
I just want you to know your father and I are totally supportive. We love you no matter what the sexual orientation of your opposite sex sex partner...
We are not dating, Mom.
...and don't worry about not making us grandparents. Although we were kind of hoping you'd get "knocked up" so we'd have a second shot at raising kids, really do it right this time.
Bye now...
You know, I dated a homosexual once. For a long time, actually... a long time...
Dear God, dear Lord, tell me you didn't marry and have children with him!
[Olive sarcastically imitates laughing]
No, no. Your father is as straight as they come. A little too straight, if you know what I mean, girlfriend.
I don't...
