[Harry secretly repeats everything Lloyd says to Jessica]
Lloyd: You have beautiful eyes!
Harry: You have beautiful eyes!
Jessica: Thank you.
Lloyd: [sees a dog] Hey, where'd you come from?
Harry: Hey where'd you come from?
Jessica: I was born in St. Louis.
Lloyd: Would you like me to pat your head?
Harry: Would you like me to pat your head?
Lloyd: I bet you want your head scratched.
Harry: I bet you want your head scratched.
Jessica: No why, we still have a lot to talk about.
Lloyd: I bet you... [dog barks at him] Don't you snap at me like that! You're lucky I don't punch you right in the face!
Harry: Don't snap at me like that! You're lucky I don't punch you in the face!
Lloyd: Oh, I remember you...how could I forget those big hairy nipples.
Harry: How could I forget those big hair nipples?
Lloyd: I can almost smell your stinky fenuter from here.
Harry: I can almost smell your stinky fenuter from here.
Lloyd: You have beautiful eyes!
Harry: You have beautiful eyes!
Jessica: Thank you.
Lloyd: [sees a dog] Hey, where'd you come from?
Harry: Hey where'd you come from?
Jessica: I was born in St. Louis.
Lloyd: Would you like me to pat your head?
Harry: Would you like me to pat your head?
Lloyd: I bet you want your head scratched.
Harry: I bet you want your head scratched.
Jessica: No why, we still have a lot to talk about.
Lloyd: I bet you... [dog barks at him] Don't you snap at me like that! You're lucky I don't punch you right in the face!
Harry: Don't snap at me like that! You're lucky I don't punch you in the face!
Lloyd: Oh, I remember you...how could I forget those big hairy nipples.
Harry: How could I forget those big hair nipples?
Lloyd: I can almost smell your stinky fenuter from here.
Harry: I can almost smell your stinky fenuter from here.
[Harry secretly repeats everything Lloyd says to Jessica]
Lloyd : You have beautiful eyes!
Harry : You have beautiful eyes!
Jessica : Thank you.
Lloyd : [sees a dog] Hey, where'd you come from?
Harry : Hey where'd you come from?
Jessica : I was born in St. Louis.
Lloyd : Would you like me to pat your head?
Harry : Would you like me to pat your head?
Lloyd : I bet you want your head scratched.
Harry : I bet you want your head scratched.
Jessica : No why, we still have a lot to talk about.
Lloyd : I bet you... [dog barks at him] Don't you snap at me like that! You're lucky I don't punch you right in the face!
Harry : Don't snap at me like that! You're lucky I don't punch you in the face!
Lloyd : Oh, I remember you...how could I forget those big hairy nipples.
Harry : How could I forget those big hair nipples?
Lloyd : I can almost smell your stinky fenuter from here.
Harry : I can almost smell your stinky fenuter from here.
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