“Boy, you couldn't fix an election if your brother was the governor!” – Roscoe P. Coltrane, The Dukes of Hazzard ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from The Dukes of Hazzard 2005

Roscoe P. Coltrane M.C. Gainey

(To Cooter)

"Boy, you couldn't fix an election if your brother was the governor!"

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