Nigel: (confused for a minute, then pleased to hear about Drop Dead Fred) Honey, why do you call him Drop Dead Fred?
Young Elizabeth: (sweetly) Because that's his name, daddy, and Drop Dead Fred is going to teach me how to cook today.
(This makes Nigel very happy to know about Drop Dead Fred and the cooking as Lizzie continues)
Young Elizabeth: (continuing) I'm going to need flour and sugar and honey and vodka and a pair of your pants. We're making pants pie. Ouch!
Polly: (confused) Vodka and pants pie, huh? God knows what else?
Nigel: (arguing with Polly) But she's only a kid, Polly.
Young Elizabeth: Daddy, how about we throw Mommy out the window? It won't hurt her. She will land right in the Gladiolies. (then she gets tickled by Nigel)
Nigel: (laughing) You shouldn't say things like that about your mother, or she might cut your head off.
Polly: (sobbing, kind of upset at her daughter) Very funny, Elizabeth! Sometimes I think I don't love you as much as I used to.
Young Elizabeth: (arguing with her mother) But, Mom, Drop Dead Fred does.
Polly: (angrily scolding Elizabeth and not believing her) No more Drop Dead Fred! Period!
Nigel : (confused for a minute, then pleased to hear about Drop Dead Fred) Honey, why do you call him Drop Dead Fred?
Young Elizabeth : (sweetly) Because that's his name, daddy, and Drop Dead Fred is going to teach me how to cook today.
(This makes Nigel very happy to know about Drop Dead Fred and the cooking as Lizzie continues)
Young Elizabeth : (continuing) I'm going to need flour and sugar and honey and vodka and a pair of your pants. We're making pants pie. Ouch!
Polly : (confused) Vodka and pants pie, huh? God knows what else?
Nigel : (arguing with Polly) But she's only a kid, Polly.
Young Elizabeth : Daddy, how about we throw Mommy out the window? It won't hurt her. She will land right in the Gladiolies. (then she gets tickled by Nigel)
Nigel : (laughing) You shouldn't say things like that about your mother, or she might cut your head off.
Polly : (sobbing, kind of upset at her daughter) Very funny, Elizabeth! Sometimes I think I don't love you as much as I used to.
Young Elizabeth : (arguing with her mother) But, Mom, Drop Dead Fred does.
Polly : (angrily scolding Elizabeth and not believing her) No more Drop Dead Fred! Period!
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