You should have let me keep my old LaSalle. It never would've behaved this way and you know it.

Mama, cars don't behave. They are behaved upon. Fact is, you demolished that Chrysler all by yourself.

Say what you want, I know the truth.

The truth is, you just cost the insurance company $2,700. You're a terrible risk. Nobody's gonna issue you a policy after this.

You're just saying that to be hateful!

OK. I am. I'm makin' it all up. Look out there in the driveway! Every insurance company in America is out there, waving their fountain pen, trying to get you to sign up!