A scene from Dracula: Dead and Loving It 1995
Lucy Westenra

I know you've always wanted me, and I've always wanted you. Finally we can be together.

Jonathan Harker

But Lucy, I'm engaged to Mina... and you're dead.

Lucy Westenra

I'm not dead. I'm undead.

Jonathan Harker

Yes, well, I'm not unengaged.
...

Jonathan Harker

Please, Lucy! I'm British!

Lucy Westenra

[Lucy opens her cleavage a little]

So are these.

In this scene

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