A story of premature reincarnation.
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Mr. King First, you make Frank Sinatra wait for a table...
Keyes He didn't have a jacket.
Mr. King HE'S FRANK SINATA! HE CAN WEAR WHATEVER HE WANTS!
Lance Look, I don't have a problem with Sontee. I want to ask her on a date.
Mrs. Wellington Oh, Charles!
Lance Don't "Oh, Charles" me! You were going to have sex on the pool table! You got an 8 ball in your ass!
Lance I had a hard enough time trying to get this girl as a rich white man. Do you know how hard it's going to be to try to get her as a broke black man?
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