How come you gotta go?
Because, I've had a very rough 37 years and I need a break.
You swore you'd sign me up for baseball.
Little League will still be there next year.
So will Australia, I wish Dad were around.
No you don't.
Sue Ellen Crandell
27 quotes
Kenny
Keith Coogan · 9 quotes
Melissa
Danielle Harris · 7 quotes
Zach
Christopher Pettiet · 7 quotes
Mom
Concetta Tomei · 5 quotes
Rose
Joanna Cassidy · 5 quotes
Walter
Robert Hy Gorman · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Sue Ellen Crandell & Kenny (8), Sue Ellen Crandell & Melissa (5), Sue Ellen Crandell & Zach (4)
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead quotes
Page 2 of 3Melissa, want to get down from there?
No.
Get down from there.
She seems very nice, right? And she has lots of experience.
Of course she does. She's 200 years old.
Why did you leave your dishes in the sink, for me?
God, you take these things so personally.
Zach. Put it back, right now. If you need money, ask me first.
Okay then, can I have ten dollars?
Forget it.
Mrs. Sturak Time for little boys to be in bed.
Can't you see I'm in the middle of a date?
Mrs. Sturak [Opening the car door and tossing Cynthia out]
And time for little trollops to go home!
Sue Ellen, have you ever had a 48 hour orgasm?
No, I've never been to Santa Barbara.
Where's Carolyn? Mouse brown hair, gives you a headache.
Talks like she's chewing her face?
That's her.
Why don't you go on home, have a glass of wine and put some cucumber slices on your eyes, you'll feel much better.
Well, I'm all out of cucumbers.
Sue Ellen, every girl over twenty-five should have a cucumber in the house.
Did you turn the air conditioner on?
Yeah, well I was hot.
Look I'm stuck with the bills, I would like to keep that thermostat at seventy-six, okay?
Wow, you take these things so personally.
Go get that tape measure thing out of the garage.
Would you stop ordering us around, you're not the babysitter.
That's right Kenny, the babysitter is dead. Just do it.
I am going to have to let you go, Nicole.
Kenny, why don't you save your last three brain cells, you might need them.
I won't!
Why are you guys wearing name tags?
She says she has trouble remembering things.
We're supposed to wear them at all times, and she's getting us up at the butt crack of dawn to tidy up the garage.
She doesn't look dead.
That's because it just happened. So you can't really tell, like on MacGyver.