Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood quotes

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View Quote [during job interview] Recruiter: Well, I see your hobbies include "drinkin', smokin' weed, and all kinds of ill shit."

View Quote Everyone in the hood been up in her! She got more kids than Mrs. Wayans!

View Quote Ashtray: Loc Dog was America's worst nightmare, raised in a house with three generations of hopelessness, poverty... and profanity.
Loc Dog's Mom: Loc Dogg, turn that loud ass motha****in music down, you wakin up the ****in babies, motha****a. This still my motha****in house, motha****a...
Loc Dog's Mom: Who tha **** is that on my porch?

View Quote Ashtray! You little bitch ass mother****er! Come over here and give your grandma a hug!

View Quote [repeated line] Mailman: Message!

View Quote Ashtray's Mother: Tray, I don't want you hangin' out in the streets. I want you to finish school, 'cause without an education the only kind of work you're gonna get is sellin' drugs, pimpin' women, or workin' security for Eddie Murphy.

View Quote Al Dog: Five dollaz bustur!

View Quote Well, I can see how a pretty little woman like yourself can make a man a little sick- I mean, nervous!

View Quote [After his friend died because he smoked a powerful joint] Yo, pass that shit!

View Quote [after Ashtray hits her] You still hit like a bitch, mother****er.

View Quote Ashtray: So, will I see you again?
Ashtray's Mother: Sorry, baby: you know there ain't no positive black females in these movies.

View Quote Korean Woman: [Ashtray is looking at something while the racist Korean woman nervously dusts wine bottles] Hurry up and buy.

View Quote [smoking a blunt] [shouts] Damn! This is some good shit.

View Quote Doo Rag: What's up with them hoes tonight?