Donnie Darko quotes

59 total quotes

Donnie Darko
Extended & Deleted Scenes
Frank

Gretchen Ross
Karen Pomeroy
Kitty Farmer
Multiple Characters

View Quote Donnie: How do you do that?
Frank: I can do anything I want. And so can you.

View Quote "No duh" is a product of fear.

View Quote Dr. Lilian Thurman: If this world were to end, there would only be you... and him... and no one else.

View Quote Sherita Chen: Chut up!

View Quote [to Cunningham] And I'm afraid, really afraid... really afraid but I... I think you're the ****ing Antichrist.

View Quote Donnie: I made a new friend today.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: Real or imaginary?
Donnie: Imaginary.

View Quote Donnie: Frank, when's this gonna stop?
Frank: You should already know that.

View Quote Donnie: How's it feel to have a wacko for a son?
Rose Darko: It feels wonderful.

View Quote Eddie: That damn airline better not **** us on the shingle match.

View Quote He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!

View Quote This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that "cellar door" is the most beautiful.

View Quote Samantha Darko: Why do I have to sleep with Donnie? He stinks.
Donnie: When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.

View Quote Gretchen Ross: Donnie Darko? What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something.
Donnie: What makes you think I'm not?
Gretchen: You're weird.
Donnie: Sorry.
Gretchen: No, that was a compliment.

View Quote Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!

View Quote Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?