(Bartleby, traveling as "Barry", has struck up a conversation with Bethany in a train's club car.)

You're divorced.

That's a nice way of putting it. I call it being dumped.

I was, uh, dumped once.

Don't you just constantly question your value? Like, "Why was I so easy to cast aside?"

And you, uh, wonder if the other party is gonna come to their senses and call you back.

And they always tell you it'll hurt less with time.

When actually, it, uh, it hurts more.

You know what we need?

What do we need?

We need drinks. We need a lot of drinks.