“Hey — what's He like?” – Bethany, Dogma ... Movie Quotes Database

Bethany

Hey — what's He like?

Metatron

God? ...Lonely, but funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex, for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.

Bethany

Sex is a joke in Heaven?

Metatron

The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.

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Bethany Sloane Linda Fiorentino More Bethany quotes →

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