He's friends with Morgan Freeman!
Dinner for Schmucks quotes
I know everything! I have laid eggs... *inside of your brain*!
Therman
Get them out of my head!
You are no longer in control of me! I control you, and you are under my power!
I know everything. And I release you!
In the words of John Lennon; you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not...
Tim
The only one...
What?
Tim
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one... that's the lyric...
Yeah. Okay, Tim...
Vincent Van Gogh. Everyone said to him, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I can't hear you."
Darla
I'm a naughty schoolgirl!
You look a little old to be a schoolgirl.
Kieran
Have you ever lived among a herd of goats, for months at a time, as one of them?
No.
Kieran
That surprises me.
Therman
I want you to say, "You can eat my pudding."
It's my wife's favorite finger.